Roswell New Mexico

I am barely breathing and I can't find the air, don't know who I'm kidding, but is Kyle the only doc there? That question isn't answered, but we do learn some other things this week.

We get a reminder that not everything in town revolves around alien romance in this week's Maria-focused episode.

Dust off your low-rise jeans and crank up the Rooney and Modest Mouse, because we're going back to the aughts for I Was a Teenage Alien.

A lot of hard truths are revealed in this jam-packed episode, so if you're feeling overwhelmed, meet us at goat yoga with Isobel to destress.

In the aftermath of Max's power surge, Michael makes a declaration that's not as stunning as the one left unsaid--the possibility there are unknown aliens out there.

The mystery of Rosa's death only deepens on this week's episode, but at least we know that Max didn't kill her. (Probably.)

A decade after her sister died, Liz learns something shocking about what really happened.

The CW's Roswell returns as the rebooted Roswell, New Mexico, and thank goodness, the world has gotten more tolerant in the past two decades. I will examine this statement no further.