Wrestling

If you have WWE stock, it's time to sell. The company's value has never reached better heights than this year. Big money TV deals sent WWE's stock market value skyrocketing and despite sinking ratings and a mostly-frustrated fanbase, Vince...

Spoiler alert: It's nothing good. In the words of Mr. Fahrenheit himself: Nothing really matters. Not you, not PPVs, not even WrestleMania. It's a new age of apathy, ladies and gentlemen. Embrace it.

Because you can't just predict a WWE PPV, you have to account for the capricious whims of WWE's sleep-deprived, egomaniac owner and always assume the worst possible outcome is in the cards. Thus...THIS is your SO OF COURSE preview of WWE HELL IN A CELL!

How did Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella get the better of The Miz & Maryse prior to their match at WWE Hell in a Cell? What did AJ Styles have to say about Samoa Joe? How did Jeff Hardy repel an attack from Randy Orton en route to their Hell in a Cell match this Sunday? How did Becky Lynch send a message to Charlotte Flair before their title match? Who earned themselves a SmackDown Tag Team Title match at WWE Hell in a Cell?

How did Roman Reigns lure Braun Strowman in for a fight before Hell in a Cell? What big announcement did Mick Foley have regarding the WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view this Sunday? How did Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins outsmart Baron Corbin to get a title match this Sunday? How was Alexa Bliss able to weaken Ronda Rousey ahead of their rematch at WWE Hell in a Cell? Could The B-Team reclaim the RAW Tag Team Titles? What did Triple H have to say about last week's confrontation between Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker? What perk did Kevin Owens reveal that he received for agreeing to stay on RAW?

What happened when Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella were finally able to get their hands on The Miz & Maryse? How did AJ Styles outsmart Samoa Joe, leading to a beatdown from the WWE Champion? What was said in an intense interview with Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch? Who won the Triple Threat Tag Match to advance to next week's #1 Contenders' Match? Who came to the aid of Naomi after a two-on-one attack by The IIconics?

How did Becky Lynch once again take her frustrations out on her former best friend Charlotte Flair? Was Carmella able to reclaim the SmackDown Women's Title? Who made a special appearance to help The New Day celebrate their fifth tag team title reign? How did Samoa Joe continue to get inside the head of AJ Styles? How did The Miz & Maryse get the better of Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella? What bold challenge did Jeff Hardy have for Randy Orton? Who won the first of two Triple Threat Tag Matches to come one step closer to a SmackDown Tag Team Title match at WWE Hell in a Cell?

What surprising plan did Braun Strowman come up with to combat The Shield? How did Kevin Owens react after coming up short in his Intercontinental Title match against Seth Rollins? Which Toronto native made a surprise appearance on RAW to confront Elias? How did Baron Corbin use his newfound power as Acting General Manager to exact revenge on Finn Balor and Bobby Lashley? How did The Revival earn themselves another shot at the RAW Tag Team Titles?

We've got two new babyface champions...and the fans hate them. That's not how these things are supposed to go. So...what happened and what's the problem?

What prompted an unexpected Shield reunion and how did it benefit Roman Reigns? How did Ronda Rousey's title presentation turn physical thanks to some incendiary comments by Stephanie McMahon? What did Triple H have to say about his upcoming match with The Undertaker? Was Dean Ambrose successful in his in-ring return? How did The Revival get the better of The B-Team? What led to Stephanie McMahon forcing Kurt Angle to take a vacation and who was left in charge of RAW?

Was Roman Reigns finally able to defeat Brock Lesnar and claim the Universal Championship? What pivotal role did Braun Strowman play in the main event? Could Alexa Bliss survive the onslaught of Ronda Rousey? How did Samoa Joe send AJ Styles over the edge and how did it affect their WWE Title match? How did Becky Lynch lash out at Charlotte Flair after another frustrating loss? What desperate tactic did The Bludgeon Brothers use to hang onto their titles? Was having Dean Ambrose in his corner enough for Seth Rollins to be able to reclaim the Intercontinental Championship? Did Daniel Bryan finally put his heated rivalry with The Miz to bed?

Who emerged from a vicious Last Man Standing Match as the NXT Champion? Was Ricochet able to unseat Adam Cole as the NXT North American Champion? Who won the rubber match between Shayna Bazler and Kairi Sane? Could Moustache Mountain reclaim the NXT Tag Team Titles? Could EC3 stop the rise of Velveteen Dream?

Because you can't just predict a WWE PPV, you have to account for the capricious whims of WWE's sleep-deprived, egomaniac owner and always assume the worst possible outcome is in the cards. Thus...THIS is your SO OF COURSE preview of WWE SUMMERSLAM!

How did Samoa Joe continue to get inside AJ Styles' head by using AJ's family? What happened when Carmella, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte Flair were all in the same ring at the same time? How did The Bludgeon Brothers send a message to The New Day? Could The New Day pick up some momentum heading into SummerSlam? How did Jeff Hardy repel a post-match attack by Shinsuke Nakamura?

Who made their surprising return to be in the corner of Seth Rollins at SummerSlam? How did Paul Heyman's elaborate plan come to fruition on RAW? How did Ronda Rousey get the better of Alexa Bliss once again? Was The B-Team able to overcome the odds to hang onto the RAW Tag Team Titles? How did Kurt Angle thwart Constable Baron Corbin's efforts to stack the deck against Finn Balor? Was Ruby Riott successful in her return to in-ring competition?