Your SO OF COURSE preview of WWE CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS 2020

In this day and age, you can’t just “predict” a PPV anymore, you have to account for the capricious whims of WWE’s septuagenarian, sleep-deprived egomaniac owner. You can’t just “preview” a PPV…you have to preview how things should go, in a reasonable and sane world, and then add “so of course…” and explain what Vince McMahon will probably do instead.

Last time on SO OF COURSE, it was…

Your SO OF COURSE preview of WWE SUMMERSLAM 2020!

Look I’ma level with everyone:

My level of enthusiasm for WWE programming is so low, the company would have to try their absolute best just to reach “disappointment.” I don’t think the programs have been this stale, this bland, this uninspiring since the first half of 2011, when the ratings were literally three times as high as they are now, by the way. It makes me think of this promo from 2014…

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The Monday Night Raw that featured this promo averaged about 4.5mm viewers. This past Monday night, the show averaged 1.5mm viewers.

A lot of people quit watching.

As for me, I’m still here. I’m a survivor. I’m resilient. I’m…blinking SAVE ME in morse code. I feel like I’m in a hostage situation with Vince McMahon holding the rope. He is the infamous “audience of one” that forces all creative decisions to be filtered through his seventy-year-old sleep-deprived brain. He hires and fires “directors” of Raw and Smackdown the way French Kings disposed of unruly peasants. He has a wallet that’s fat enough to pay out five-year contracts on talent he has no intention of using, all to keep them from becoming hits with his competition, yet never stops to think “if these guys are good enough to make AEW successful, couldn’t I make them successful here?” He’s a myopic, fickle maniac, and nothing is going to get better until he stops running the show.

And I mean that.

You can track the trajectory of the WWF/E with him in charge and, but for a brief spike in the mid-’80s (when pro wrestling was a mainstream fad) and another in the late-90’s (when pro wrestling was a counter-culture fad), Vince’s control over his father’s company has been nothing but a steady decline. He’s masked this by buying out the competition and coasting on brief bursts of genuine popularity, but for the most part, he’s slowly (very slowly, but still) running the company into the ground.

I know, I know. The company has more money now than ever, but how much of their present “success” is sustainable? It feels more like a bubble than a genuine trend. They’re burning viewers faster than any long-running series on TV, well beyond the rate of decline other Cable shows are suffering in the era of streaming media. The biggest chunk of their revenue comes from the rights to their TV shows, but AEW has shown that pro wrestling can score solid ratings for pennies on the dollar compared to the billions Fox and USA are paying for Smackdown and Raw. Do you think those networks will pony up so much the next go-round? House Show revenue was cratering so badly the company has basically used the COVID-19 pandemic as an excuse to quietly end the concept altogether. The WWE Network which, when it was first announced, was supposed to be the long-term moneymaker for the company, has struggled to hold onto the targeted magic number of two million subscribers, and they’re well short of the four million subs they were targeting for within five years of launching (the service began six years ago, right around the time Triple H cut the above promo, basically daring fans to stop tuning in).

Here’s my unscientific breakdown of the WWF/E starting with the 1982 buy-out of the company by Vince McMahon. John Cena’s decade of dominance saw the longest period of stability for the company, but now that it’s over, the company has been falling and falling. Since 2014 or so, it’s been falling like a rock.

The current era of sucking came to a head last Monday night when the recurring villain-stable Retribution had their big coming-out party. During the segment, we were given the names of the players involved; such memorable names as Slapjack, T-Bar, and Mace. These are the names the WWE came up with. This is the best Vince McMahon had.

These are not pro wrestling villains; they’re the names you’d expect to find in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game.

And that brings us to Sunday and the Clash of Champions PPV.

Here’s the card…

Ambulance match for the WWE Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Randy Orton
WWE Universal Championship
Roman Reigns (c) (with Paul Heyman) vs. Jey Uso
Triple threat ladder match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. AJ Styles vs. Sami Zayn
WWE Raw Women’s Championship
Asuka (c) vs. Zelina Vega
WWE United States Championship
Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Apollo Crews
WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship
Bayley (c) vs. Nikki Cross
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship
Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler (c) vs. The Riott Squad
WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Lucha House Party
Tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
The Street Profits (c) vs. Andrade and Angel Garza

See anything exciting?

I see one thing: Roman Reigns vs Jey Uso, but even in that case, the finish is a foregone conclusion. There’s some uncertainty about the main event, and the possibility of Randy Orton walking away with the title is there, but I’ve already lost interest in the feud so teasing a Randy Orton title win isn’t going to draw me back. No, other than Roman Reigns (who instantly became the most compelling character in WWE the moment they turned him loose and let him be the natural heel he is), Clash of the champions features a whole lot of nothing.

SO OF COURSE

Oh well, there’s always AEW.

Here’s to Sunday.

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skyler2001r

26 days ago

I think a lot of people are feeling the same as you, less than thrilled. I was an avid watcher. We always bought all the PPV nights but stopped about 6 months ago. Vince is running it into the ground.

Silver

25 days ago

Reply to skyler2001r

It’s quite a bit cheaper if you subscribe to the WWE Network. If you plan to watch several PPVs in the future, then it’s definitely worth taking that route.

InstaGlam

27 days ago

I didn’t watch it Sunday since I had to work, but I’m planning to catch the highlights later. I think both the tag-team matches have promise. I’m surprised to see Bobby Lashley on the card. I thought Vince had let him go. No?

Drewsi

They seriously dropped from 4.5mm to 1.5mm? That’s crazy for sure. Vince is killing them. But as you said, they have the money to keep going. I have lost a ton of interest.

Last edited 27 days ago by Drewsi

Reply to Drewsi

Yeah, I knew they were losing viewers, but I had no idea that the drop was that significant. Do you think that the WWE can recover from this or is it already too late?

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